Your tits are I can't wait for
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
