I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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