I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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