i barfeds in our rink
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Do I have a choice?
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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