You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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