i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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