I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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