You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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