like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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