make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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