Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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