is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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