problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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