remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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