They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Randomize
