we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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