Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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