Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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