There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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