Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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