awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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