he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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