Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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