think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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