you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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