I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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