So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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