She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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