Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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