sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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