First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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