i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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