You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
