I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I think my moral compass just broke
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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