hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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