quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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