sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
