Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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