its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My pussy is not your playground.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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