so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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