saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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