Can i not drive my cunt home
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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