She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Someone shattered a urinal.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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