We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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