I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
