i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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