Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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go home
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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