There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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