Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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