adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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