My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I would fuck him just for his dog
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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