Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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