I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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