...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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