Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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