Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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